Hi, I’m Chandler. I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.
I say more dumb things before 9 A.M. than most people say all day.
I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Until I was 25, I thought that the only response to ‘I love you’ Was ‘Oh, crap!’”
I tend to keep talking until somebody stops me.
When I first meet somebody it’s usually panic, anxiety, and a great deal of sweating.