Friends Chandler Bing Case

Hi, I’m Chandler. I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.

I say more dumb things before 9 A.M. than most people say all day.

I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Until I was 25, I thought that the only response to ‘I love you’ Was ‘Oh, crap!’”

I tend to keep talking until somebody stops me.

When I first meet somebody it’s usually panic, anxiety, and a great deal of sweating.